There’s no excuse for women’s pants, skirts and dresses NOT having pockets. Real pockets, too, not some shallow little thing that won’t even hold your keys. Or your phone.

Never fuck with a terrier. Because they will fuck with you.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 came out not long after my father died. From Yondu’s death to the end, I’m a total mess.

Donald was never in good standing in NYC. Even the rich folks there couldn’t stand him. No one’s going to be returning Ivanka’s phone calls after Nov. 3 if Biden wins. 

There is a Yiddish proverb, “Don’t rejoice at your enemy’s fall, but don’t rush to pick him up either.”

Google Translate renders Vivamus liberi ne America pereat as America should not perish, and not to live free? 

Trump hates the same people they do, and he’s authoritarian as fuck. That’s macho to a certain type of person.

Regulators have cracked down on gifts and meals. No more branded swag, and lunch is at Buffalo Wild Wings these days. A couple of big companies got caught giving too many goodies to HCPs, and the hammer came down.

Wouldn’t take that bet. If he even thinks about it, the party will have a few words with him, and he’ll straighten out. It’s the Chicago (metro area) way.

Mr. Porter can make a hoop skirt look fabulous. For that, he can wear and do anything he wants.

Larry Klayman?

Just FYI, Medical Hypotheses is a very low-impact journal that, until 2010, published non-peer reviewed articles. Meaning they’d publish anything the editor thought sounded interesting, no matter how implausible.

Gov. Pritzker could buy both houses of the Illinois legislature with the change he found in his sofa cushions.

There are some really nice ones on there already, but more patterns are ALWAYS better!

Dude, do you even Ravelry?

Following anti-vaxxers’ logic, I now believe WWII German POW camps were full of wacky hi-jinks. My irrefutable source is Hogan’s Heroes.

Why not? His family did. 

Which ones should we exclude? Rotavirus? Hib? Pneumococcal? 

Holy Moses on a moped, he looks like Dorian Gray’s portrait.

I am not an immunologist. However, I don’t think it’s possible for a separate virus to take up genetic code from the polio vaccine. The antigens in vaccines are there to provoke antibodies to form, thus destroying the bits of inactivated virus contained in the vaccine. I just don’t think it’s plausible.