this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

I am. Don’t they usually just proceed to “deadly force?”

PWR BTTM, which formed in 2013 while members Hopkins and Liv Bruce were students at Bard College, is a queer rock band with both members preferring gender neutral pronouns.

I’m a Spurs fan, but I like Harden back from his OKC days and feel legitimately bad for him right now. I was only able to half-watch the game because I was also working and had no idea he only scored TEN until after the game. Ouch.

I dunno, I think it goes to Kawhi. I mean, he outplayed Harden in the elimination game and he didn’t even play.

But can he act in an HEB commercial? That’s the real question.

Same but always found him to be very likable and so he’s one of my favorites, which offsets the whole punchable face thing.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

No. But he probably shouldn’t work with kids.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

D.B. Pooper

No movie was ever worse for having Bill Paxton in it.

Seeing how his dad could always churn out 1000+ yard rushers with the Broncos, it’s like Kyle was trying to prove that the apple can fall far from the tree by winning through the air. Only the tree was too rotted, fell over, and crushed all of the fruit.

I always liked Shaq, but now, now I love him. He’s like Barkley, but with rings and a conscious.

C’mon. They’re still 17-27, man. There’s nothing unfair about calling a 17-27 team a dog. I notice you’re not objecting to my using that term to describe the Nuggets, who not only have a better record than the Sixers but would be in the playoffs if they started today.

Maybe not porny but Rusty Kuntz is the all time dirty athlete name.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE MIGHT BE LISTENING

And, of course, this gay for pay bear pornstar.

Is this TRUE?

Counterpoint, albeit a retired one: