@fuzzlemail: "Heterosexual marriage valuable to the state"?? Are you implying that homosexual marriage isn't valuable?

Wait! Auschwitz has a perl script?

Katamari Damacy NGP.

If they could somehow crossreference with twitter or facebook and grep for "tequila", this would be fucking MONEY.

Damn. That's like handing over a winning lottery ticket to the popo.

@DarkSolstice: Crudux Cruo: Beat me to it.

How does he shoot the arrows?

If you work at Apple you would definitely get fired for looking at this at work.

@robert101455: I'm the opposite. I have an iPhone, but I don't get service. I have a 100% drop rate. I might be able to make a call if I stand right next to the right cell tower.

Brilliant.

There's an MJ joke in here somewhere. I just need another cup of coffee.

Make all airplanes supersonic.

@Bluecold: Careful man... There are plenty of engineering jobs that resemble the description above.

Ring Forceps.

I've hit that same rock many many times.

@Rastervision: Please note that I was not defending the game. I even made a statement to the opposite effect in my comment.

The holocaust has been depicted in literature, movies, and comics in an artful manner. Why not video games?

SARTRE?

If I relax my eyes, I see the space shuttle.

The Mac port of Civ V is buggy as hell. Aspyr should be ashamed. They didn't even test it. Grrr