Never. Unless my hands are maimed in an industrial accident.

Kotaku needs to do an article on the OTHER Bungie games like Pimps at Sea or that 3D tic-tac-toe game (I think they called it Stalemate)

@Maritan: In 1997 I interviewed for a level designer position at Bungie and didn't get it. So it's not my fault!

Great. Bungie is going to develop Flash games.

@DooDooSmellsWorse: Ginger Lynn every time. Except for the token Flint playthrough.

I worked for an architectural firm that pulled a similar stunt. (big money projects- no bonuses) That firm isn't around anymore.

@PsychoDantis: Not legally, anyway.

@Thoraxe the Impaler: Yeah, I read that after my comment. I prefer my FPS on a PC, but I'll figure something out.

Bummer that he's doing Crysis 2. I'd buy a game just because it was written by Richard Morgan, but it would have to run on my machine.

@KaneRobot: He is some guy that wrote some books that some people liked and he won some awards or something like that.

They might as well make a "Waiting for Godot" video game.

Michael, I've made a terrible mistake. I need ten thousand dollars.

Does Twin Galaxies require drug testing?

This is almost the game I want to make for the iPad.

#1 was probably the most difficult, but #2 had the best ending.

@Luke Hancock: Russian cigarettes. Named after this

I quit smoking by smoking only White Canals. I made it through half a pack and then never wanted to smoke again.

If google were to brute force your password, they would be able to do it 100,000 times faster. Brute force is embarrassingly parallel, and google easily has that many processors at its disposal.

Great. Now my wife is going to wake up and wonder why I'm all teary-eyed.

Some people say that Barcelona isn't Spain either.