Please tell me we’re going back to the glorious nonsense that was Most Wanted’s story mode and cutscenes...

There ARE those of us who believe there is no such thing as TOO MUCH cheese. ;)

But in answer to your question, it apparently comes before even the Original Trilogy (Episodes 4, 5, and 6) because the Death Star is just being built. So it’s definitely before The Force Awakens (number 7, the most recent ones.) It’s a standalone story, but I don’t see why it wouldn’t be canon, since they don’t…

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

Soon as I hit the fan comments section, I immediately skipped around and browsed to see if ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER had an entry again this year.

I love your writing, Dave, but I definitely skipped straight to Zodiac Motherfucker today. Needed the pure shit.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

Still waiting for Final Fantasy IX on PC...

So wait, authorities must have already known about this party because it "caused her to lose custody of her five children." Why wasn't she arrested then and there?

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Who the hells serves a tossed salad at a tailgate party?

Rock out with your Hawk out, amirite?

Here's a video of the Donovan Algeria goal from the stands. Even now, chills.

How do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tastes like? I mean what if they got it wrong? What if what they think Tasty Wheat tastes like actually tastes like oatmeal, or tuna fish?