Heffelfinger steamrolling Harvard’s flying wedge in 1892.

Sorry, Lilly my dearest darling, but I just don’t see it. Marilyn Mon-NO.

And do you know that I left that morning, pretended everything was fine, just going to grab a coffee, and went right to the police (this was a few yrs ago when I was still living in NYC), but when I got there, the whole place was middle-aged, chubby men mulling around. Though I’m an attorney and a pretty savvy, put…

Those three dudes who own the joint sound like parodies, but no, they are in fact real people who are that awful.