+1 Daniel. Well done.

For me, Justin Bieber has always been the Slender Man.

Slender Man is the new Justin Beiber for tween girls.

You missed a big one:

Libertopian trolls emerge to defend capitalism in 7, 6, 5....

I think he stays spring loaded, but he seemed like he appreciated that his team lost to a better team but fought until they couldn't anymore. Varane was just being a dick, unnecessarily so, especially from a player that lucked into playing tonight.

One header.*

This thread is where my Bale sadness belongs. I just couldn't hold off. I mean, one more season with Bale, we could have finished...FIFTH! Oh, to dream big.

WARNING: Ranting ahead.

How utterly devastating for this great Atletico team. Ten years from now people will forget everything they did and all that will remain is the 4-1 scoreline. Talk about a kick in the teeth.

I swear to dog I scrolled down through this whole list just looking to see where Patrick Stewart would be and my heart actually started to pound at about 10 at the idea that you guys had left him out. I am so sorry for my doubt, however short-lived.

I think you guys are confusing "hipster" with "mainstream". You guys are the hipster ones in this scenario! "Ugh I hope all these plebs don't start liking my super cool food that I was eating before all of them, cus then it would be totally lame".

As a former tanker ( 2/11 ACR) I gotta say this rates as one of the most asinine stunts I've seen one the internet. These people are lucky it wasn't a beehive round he fired; it would have cleared the street for 2 or 3 blocks. ...just... just stunningly stupid.

That outfit is hilarious.

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

Cecily Strong's dim-witted Venezuelan mail-order bride (complete with Charo accent) was about the most offensive thing I've seen on SNL in a long time.

It it too much to ask that it at least be clever and well-written? I appreciate that this is a free site, and "you get what you pay for" reigns supreme but the world is lousy with people who can turn a phrase. How hard is it to hire one or two?

At my high school you could separate the rich kids from the poor ones because the rich families would break the bank to pay extra for a splotchy background that brought out their baby's eyes, whereas the rest of us would just go with the standard institutional (oppressive) gray.

@Bobby Big Wheel: