It’s Florida, he could of shot them set it the car on fire and no one would bat an eye.

Yes

Rain’s not a big problem if you stay above 40 mph. Intersections can be a bit problematic, though...

Are we not making the 1.5psi jokes anymore?

I can give two semi-reasonable explanations.

Feed it leaves to make it sound like a Harley!

That’s a mute point

The ‘Burbs is a ridiculous and silly movie, in which Carrie Fisher plays a wonderful straight man to Tom Hanks and company’s craziness. In this clip, at 41 seconds, she calls Art “tuna neck”!

Does he still qualify for a championship ring if Alabama wins? Because I can easily see Saban doing this to fuck him out of one if possible.

As a parting gift Alabama sent Kiffin a bus to his home but it kept pulling away a little bit as he approached the door.

“I’m okay with this.” - Karma

Probably a fine. He wasn’t mouthing off TO race control, he was mouthing off about them. Either case, it’s not like they can take points away for that.

That was a lot of words to say nothing.

Fellow drunks.

Frankly, I feel really old lately when I read Jezebel. I don’t know what’s going on half the time. Maybe more.

Fantastic. Now let’s get you hooked up to an E-meter.

I... don’t understand anything that’s going on at all, and it’s making me uncomfortable.

John Cusack is my original celebrity crush. Y u gotta be so perfect, John?

Not found at COTA. But, here is my very own North American Carpet Otter: