1. Bill Clinton
2. ISIS
3. Lessons have been learned.
4. Back to the matter at hand.

I hope.

Neat trick but when I fly it’s always a full flight EVERY. DAMN. TIME. ugh. lol.

Tig Notaro is a goddamned national treasure.

I disagree, he (and they) know what they are doing. Their base does not care about facts (liberal media) so they can say literally whatever they want and their voters will believe it. Shit, they could probably say that Hillary did 9/11 and it would go over well.

Manor House is some of the greatest tv there ever was. And Regency House Party.

Aussies joke that Neh Zehlendehs hev enly wen vehwel.

It is horrid that William has forsaken the corgis for Lupo, an English Cocker Spaniel when his children could be playing with corgis. Shame!

No matter how much wealth and privilege someone has, their dog dying is a huge gut punch. How sad.

Wow 2016 really wants that shittiest year ever award, it’s even going after dogs.

Not sure if serious.

If someone said that to me, I’d be grateful that I was forewarned that they are a bitch.

Almost dead and practically worthless after only 6 years? Not a ringing endorsement.

“ I had a 2000 Kia Sephia that quite honestly, was one of the most dependable cars you could imagine. However, it was getting long in the tooth, high mileage, the AC didn’t work, the engine had no compression in one cylinder and only about a 1/4 of what it should in a second cylinder.”

Bill Clinton isn’t running for President.

Full-grown man here!

You hit the nail on the head with the down ballot races. RNC wants their voters to show up to the polls and fill up state houses with their regularly scheduled guns n’ Jesus programming.

Yes, he was already losing and the chickenshits are having it both ways. Well I hope anybody in a close Senate race who pulls their support from Trump now (after all the other shit) in a panicky move loses as well.

I love love love this argument. “Yes, Donald Trump is an unashamed misogynist who quite literally brags about sexually assaulting women, but Hillary Clinton’s husband had affairs! Those things are totally equivalent!”

Oh, and also, Hillary loses is what happens. At that point the general republican base that says Trump is too much for them can embrace their more general republican candidate and crush Hillary. Remember, Trump is basically the worst person to run for office and Hillary is just eeking out victory at this point. Get…