Inside Man is underrated. Just thought I’d throw that out there since we’re talking Clive.

Woohoo! I loved The Hire! I still have the original series on DVD*

So many year ago, when these originally dropped, I thought, “Bloody hell. I want an [E39] M5.”

Clive Owen should’ve been Bond.

BMW made a series of short films years ago. Of course its to highlight their products, but had great cameos and cool stories.

go back to high school bro

See Donald? This is huge. THIS is HUGE.

I might be wrong about this, but isn’t it pretty ordinary in divorce to ask for more than you want to leave space for negotiation? So she’ll ask for sole physical, he’ll ask for 50-50 joint physical, and they’ll come out at the normal kind of thing where he gets the kids every other weekend or whatever.

I randomly befriended a group of college freshman dudes this weekend at a sports ball event, and while they were obnoxious teenagers at first, within literally minutes of chatting with me they inadvertently opened up and revealed themselves to be the overwhelmed and scared kids they actually were being away from home…

Counterpoint:

(edit: I know this is probably a troll post, but I’ve wanted to use this .gif for so long!)

I’ve had it up to the gills with these punny comments.

Ummm...

I, too, have trouble standing for more than two years at a time.

“Five-time”

HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND BROODY AND THINKING AND JUST SO VERY VERY. PLEASE TAKE THIS COMMENT BACK AND APOLOGIZE

I didn’t read this line as retrograde ignorance. I read it as a hint to the identity of the individual - someone who is known in the industry as gay but has never come out officially. Just one reader’s interpretation.

Tom Cruise, his family is scientology.

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.