Pregnant wives and cars do not mix. My wife still says that driving to the hospital in labor in my 2005 MINI S was more painful than the birth itself.

I found an absolutely pristine Chevy Beretta in the wild about a year ago. Looked like it was still on the showroom floor. I hope whoever cared for that car found themselves to that show.

I have a 2005 MINI that I once accidentally hit the door lock button while opening the door from the inside. The opposite actions pulled a cable through it’s bolt far enough that the door handle no longer worked. Had a hell of a time getting everything lined up properly again.