MICHAEL!

Cirque Du Soleil should write a new show, "Bending Over Backward to Defend Trump". They could just go into his mentions on this tweet and cast the whole thing in an hour.

One year, I CAN'T HANDLE THE WAIT

I like to drink LIBERAL SNOFLAIK TEERS OUT OF MY LIBRUL SNOFLAIK TEER MUG THAT I GOT ONLINE. Yeah. Your triggered.

He's also a fucking asshole who doesn't pay people who did jobs for him, defrauded people via Trump University, screwed over foreign intelligence operatives, spent 8 years making up bullshit about Obama, goes on Twitter to cry about how unfair life is (we're the snowflakes, right?), etc etc etc

*news, not new

It's not a new story in the slightest. But it is amusing.

Baby, you got a stew goin!

No. Use your brain.

(Son of said deity), you might be on to something, there!

I thought this as well. They're a superior flower.

If Donald Trump has ever driven himself anywhere, I'll be stunned.

They're having a blast, just a blast. More than Oklahoma City, I can tell you that. And people are talking about it. All the best people.

Presidents tend to get a bump when they blow things up.

So true. If I had kids, even if I supported him, I wouldn't let them near him. It makes me very uncomfortable when he tries to be a normal human.

Don't worry, in a month, the reactions will all be "best show ever, knew it all along".

Oh, it's on now. Slap fight on the internet.

I disagree, I thought it sucked