My linguistics professor way back in the day talked about working in a clinic for people with aphasia - a neurological disorder in which you become unable to connect written/spoken words to their correct meaning in the brain, and vice versa. It’s apparently fairly common for people with this disorder to become…

Thank You! For fuck’s sake it’s too much. How the hell do we shut this shit down? It used to be they’d call us self-hating Jews, which was fairly easy to ignore. Now we’ve got all these right wing fucks calling us anti-semitic? And we have to wait for someone like Omar to speak truth, because our “leaders” won’t say…

I am sick to death of these useful idiots claiming that they have any understanding about Judaism, or the persecutions we’ve faced, or anything about Israel other than being fed money from AIPAC. The Republican party has enabled white supremacy. Period! There’s no middle ground or argument about it.

I don’t have family that is Jewish, but Joe Lieberman and Hadassah Lieberman are my family.”

Almost makes you wish the damn Rapture would happen just so you don’t have to listen to them pretend to care about anti-semitism.

WASPs concern-trolling about Jews is a new level of hell

“I’m sorry if I’m getting emotional...”

I prefer “vapid,” since she’d probably think it’s a grand compliment

What ... what exactly does she think is happening in Europe?

That’s something that a lot of women don’t realize when they go on a diet! Boobs are mostly fat, so guess where you start losing weight first...

I’m a pretty serious weight lifter and I have quiet a few friends on Keto and they NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT. The crazy thing is I’m as lean as they are (about 11% body fat right now) and I get to eat pizza and cookies because guess what staying lean is just about calorie management, Keto has no metabolic advantages to…

The first rule of keto diet: You *must* talk about the keto diet. 

Also, I decided long ago I’d rather be 10 lbs heavier and eat carbs and not constantly be a bitchy beast when I am not eating carbs. Plus I kinda like having bigger boobs. And eating bread and pasta. And cake.  

The most annoying part of keto is how annoying people are that constantly tell you they’re on keto. It’s like the new vegan.

*Starts screaming and never stops*

So he didn’t have a... re-peter?

It’s not just vaginas! There was a bodybuilder in my dorm when I was in college who basically only ate meat as part of some weird 0% body fat diet. He was stunningly gorgeous, intelligent, and charming. He got tons of one-night stand tail but could never hold down a girlfriend. Why? It was openly discussed (behind his…