I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

All things considered I don’t think this wedding registry is much different from what my own will be. Hell there isn’t even an overly expensive set of knives.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

Well the town is really DOWN to EARTH. As in it’s under the ground in a gold and diamond mine. And these people are dwarves.

Maybe America should rethink it’s obsession with a creepy cult of overbreeders who have so many children that the youngest are raised by their siblings instead of their parents, they basically have to repeat names, and they brainwash them all into a sexually-repressive shame cycle?

So, for the record, Mike Huckabee is cool with male teenage pedophile sex offenders. Interesting platform choice.

Must be nice to be a Christian white man. You can molest your sisters and thousands of people will support you. But if you’re a Muslim, then you’re an evil, barbaric, terrorist who deserves to be executed.

When speaking about Michael Brown, a teenager, Huckabee called him ‘a thug’ and said he could have avoided his fate if Brown would have behaved himself. So apparently it’s ok to shoot black teenagers, but white teenage abusers deserve our respect and some privacy. Are people even listening to themselves anymore?

If Duggar was not from a prominent right-wing cult, or was Black, gay, or had molested boys, Huckabee and all the other Duggar apologists would be screeching a very different tune.

For book readers:

I live in the midwest, and you would be surprised that we also have art scenes and gardens and minority neighborhoods to fret over and food scenes. But every year white people from here flee to either coast and act like its an accomplishment or the only way to live.

Video diss aside, this summer belongs to Jamie xx.

No.

. . . I would say leaves and eggs is a fairly normal sort of thing to eat for breakfast.

So true. As a college student, almost all my friends smoked at one time or another. Most of them were white or Asian, and none ever got in trouble (though my roommate once got her hookah confiscated). It’s not for me, as a severe asthmatic on anxiety meds, but it enrages me that it was seen as NBD (which it wasn’t!)…

Most of the grunge scene came out of Seattle, which was musically isolated, and they developed a unique sense of style that stemmed from their location. Their look was about not giving a crap - lots of thrift store stuff, flannel shirts (very practical when you live in Seattle), etc. Genuine grunge came from not being…

As someone who visited the Pacific NW a lot in the early 90's, you are absolutely incorrect. Regardless of their inspiration, Grunge wore Timberlands quite often.

This. The grunge look and the northwest fleece look have never left in a part of the country overlooked by the east coast.

Yes, but did the medical examiner *watch the tape?* Because Jojofriends did! Also, googled "asthma attack," so really, how could you possibly be more prepared to weigh in on this matter than Jojofriends is?

Medical examiner said cause of death was the throat being crushed.