Hey, Jezzies! I have a dilemma.

That was really brave of you, and I'm glad you were able to make such a difficult decision to help yourself.

Come on, you've got to give us names! What kind of museum leaves a work of art unlabeled?

I love my period tracking app, and I will scream my love from mountaintops if need be, but WHY ARE THEY SO JUVENILE-LOOKING? All of the apps I've tried to track my period-and I've tried like twenty, looking for one that wasn't designed for a six year old girl- are pastel and flowery and too cute by half.

I've had great successes at Half Price Books, actually. I love really old books, and I've found some gems there.

I've had great successes at Half Price Books, actually. I love really old books, and I've found some gems there.

I've had great successes at Half Price Books, actually. I love really old books, and I've found some gems there.

Oh my god, that literally kills me.

Excavation? More like exca-rection!

That's not lame humor, that's baller humor. I'm just bad at jokes, don't feel bad about your wit!

Excuse me, but I'd like to steal your son, if at all possible. It won't be an inconvenience to you, I'll just slip into your place of lodging, take the child, and leave. You can come visit him on the weekends, after he's settled into his new home in the land of the singing trolls/my heart.

The tea? Is this a show or an actual tea? Either way, I'm intrigued.

I hereby present you with your official FIRST DAY EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT! This one kind of looks like garbage, but it was the lushest one I could find, so...

Oh my god, how did I miss seeing this? Thank you!

Thank you! And yeah, I think he has reservations, too, but he's also the kind of guy who won't cross the street without reading three guidebooks and a scholarly paper first, so I don't know how to take that.

Supernatural shoes? I would pay money to watch that show. A significant amount of real, American money.

I would give it a miss, then. Most of the supposed "horror" comes from the seemingly constant violence on the show, so it doesn't sound like a good fit.

Season one is incredible, but be forewarned- there's a lot of sexual violence and of sexualized violence. I'm normally very sensitive to that, and I made it through the season, but I did have trouble with bits of it.

Hey, fellow Jezzies! How's your Saturday been? Hopefully more interesting than mine- I just stayed in watching "Never Been Kissed" and "The Mindy Project" until my eyes exploded and I died.