The little tiny Vampire Diaries hint in it is making my life go round. But I hate Bash. I just want something terrible to happen to him every time I watch.

I want to boycott the show because it's made of lies, but it's just so good! I love Francis so much because of the second episode that if this shit suddenly gets accurate and he dies, I will set everybody's dreams on fire.

Is anybody here watching Reign? All of my friends hate it because of the inaccuracy or because it's on the CW, but literally it has replaced everything I care about. I'm like Pepe Le Pew and that lady skunk, except it's a show that can't love me back. Please tell me I'm not the only Jezzie watching it, because IF I…

There's nothing wrong with having a trusting nature!

I hereby nominate John Quincy Adams for the title of Closeted Trans* President.

I was so excited when I read that, then I read the last sentence and cried a little. In my defense, I was up late and I'm banned from coffee this week.

I was so excited when I read that, then I read the last sentence and cried a little. In my defense, I was up late and I'm banned from coffee this week.

I've lived in Houston my whole life (I'm really young, so it's not as terrible as it sounds) and honestly, it's not THAT bad. Like, summer is literally hell and there's no way around that, but fall isn't too bad. Come around October/November and you'll have an actual autumn. Sweaters, cold cheeks, even falling leaves…

How often do you have to rinse it, during the day? I have monster death periods- it's so bad that my friends say I'm "Shining" when I'm on my period, because the elevator scene and yeah... I just don't want to have to rinse it in a public bathroom.

I get it now, I think. I just reread it yesterday with your original comment in mind, and I totally see where one would get a misogynistic vibe. I still didn't, but that may be because that book is one of my enchanted objects. In fact, it's probably that. Thanks for getting back to me, and have a fabulous day!

It really could be great, I know that. But I never can trust my own feelings, so I can't know for sure. Does that make sense? But A is fabulous and I don't know. Thank you, and have a great day!

Ughh I don't know what I want. I'm horribly indecisive and I can't ever trust my feelings and yes, I do fear a messy break-up. He's just such a great guy, you know? Like, I'm freaked out and it's making me whiney and annoying. Time apart will definitely help me, I'm sure of it. Maybe when A gets back I'll talk to him…

Congratulations on your marital bliss! That's a thing that people say, right? I'm not entirely sure, but that's what the sentiment behind it was. I know that I would be upset if he started dating someone else, definitely. But I'm not entirely sure that that's not because I'm absurdly needly, because that's a huge fear…

Congratulations on your marital bliss! That's a thing that people say, right? I'm not entirely sure, but that's what the sentiment behind it was. I know that I would be upset if he started dating someone else, definitely. But I'm not entirely sure that that's not because I'm absurdly needly, because that's a huge fear…

Jezzies Unite! One of your own is in desperate need of council, and only YOU can save the day! Also, I'm sorry if I end up being incoherent. I'm really trying, butI'm kind of having a bit of a crisis. Well, not a "crisis", per se, because it's not THAT bad, but I'm so confused and in need of help.

How is The Princess Bride (the book) misogynistic? I don't mean to challenge or disagree, it's just my favorite book and I'm curious. If it has to do with the emphasis on beauty and/or Buttercup's utter idiocy, I always read that as a parody of fairytales themselves. I mean, with all of Goldman's "revisions" and…

My mom has a really nice Kitchen Aid mixer (not sure the model or anything) and it's amazing. It's twelve speeds, has seven attachments, including a flippin' food processor, and is just a joy to use. However, it is giant, makes noise like a jet taking off, and shakes so much it starts to move off the counter. My mom…

Well, you know what they say... The best comedy comes from pain. As a Texas Jezzie, there's a lot of pain to draw from.

If you're planning to eat his soul, I do hope you've prepared some side dishes. I'd hate for you to go hungry.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I mean, he could be testing himself as an actor, right? Please? Maybe he'll read this and persue such a role?