Well, I'm Jewish, and a feminist, and like most Jewish feminists I know, I do not support the occupation of Palestine

Slut-shaming the daughter for the sins of the father. It's petty, revenge-driven bullshit, but hypocrisy is expected on Jezebel these days.

I do think she's a dick, but I am a dick too so, whatever.

It's funny when a white author on Gawker writes about a #BlackTwitter controversy but doesn't have the guts to mention #BlackTwitter. The only white kid who even knows about this story is the cracker scumbag who raped Jada. And this makes me want to puke:

Tan Mom is crazy? But she did porn! Jezebel taught me that only mentally stable, sex-positive feminists do porn, so somebody has to be lying here.

...dye his hair blonde and chemically straighten the Afro texture...

This. Tan Mom is still considered white, but Neymar has somehow betrayed his race by dying his hair.

I instantly defend any man with the last name "Sally," because that shit must have been hard during childhood.

I defended Sherri Shepard when the ugly details of her divorce first came out

Between attractive enough that the husband is picturing the sexologist when he has sex with his wife.

Did the four black people at the party hear the white guy use the N-word, or did you run and tattle on him to them?

What is that from?

This fucking article frightened me more than the last 15 horror films I've watched combined.

The drunkest I've ever been, and possibly the most as risk I've ever put myself at, was in Majorca. Luckily it didn't even come close to this woman's night.

And then the Jezebel narrative on this woman will instantly change from "sex positive!" to "she was drugged!"

Republican male trolls sure love jezebel.

When I say 'the kind of person she is', I'm not talking about what kind of sex she likes or what fetishes she has. I'm talking about character- is she a good person, is she a kind, person, does she care about and help others.

I would rather go home and masturbate alone than get a five second blowjob.

Slut shaming is the consolation prize of the un-fuckable male.

Fellow Gawker poster here. I was so excited to see Jezebel had finally posted this, because I just knew the responses were going to be hilarious. Jezebel never disappoints, do they?