I guess you have something against oral sex. Have fun never getting or giving any.

Guys like Birdman and Weezy, who may be loyal and have good music biz advice, but again, may not have Bieber's best interests heart.

Have you watched the full scene that people are referencing? Not just a clip, but the full scene.

I'm always touchy!

They won't be happy WHEN it happens! They'll just be all, 'HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!' and ignore the fact that they worked very hard for that exact result.

You think that's proof he fucked Paltrow? I've hugged my sister more sexually than that.

Best Jezebel parody ever!

What if she had consented to being called a feminazi? What if she'd asked for him to say that?

I don't watch porn, nor does my boyfriend, for myriad reasons, but I loveeeeee this girl.

This is what it sounds like when trolls cry:

No, it's just fun to troll overly-emotional people. That's Trolling 101.

Considering the average Jezebel poster hasn't seen a period in a decade or more, this would be a pretty foolish site to go looking for "girls." Bitter, post-menopausal feminists with hairy armpits maybe, but not girls.

More insults. Why are Jezebel posters so incapable of having a civil, mature conversation?

That's the only time I can remember advising an idiot on how to 'unstar' a comment. If I have done that before, please accept my apology, idiot.

Anyone who writes "Can't even" as a two-word sentence isn't worth being listened to.

Let's be honest, though: the woman who said that is much prettier than you.

You would probably notice that you can also 'unstar' things... if you weren't so fucking hysterical.

No, seriously, you do seem a bit hysterical. Relax, little girl.

Calm the fuck down, you emotional little thing.

I definitely know that a couple of beers makes Ikea instructions make much more sense.