No, I want to see if he can turn left drunk.

You should have him get drunk and then see if he can turn left.

This dude just got CTE. Car Traumatic Encephalitus.

Fuck, this is what I get for commenting before reading the comments. +1

Viral Marketing for Agents of Shield.

I hope he enjoyed his coffee.

Most tire shops won’t patch that far out on the tread.

They went to vertical, lost lift and weren’t able to recover before hitting the ground because they were too low. In other words, the pilot fucked up.

I say this all the time.

It’s only been on all of the main sites. Even Deadspin had a write-up.

I’m not sure which is worse, Brangelina ending or Clarkson submitting to the man. So many dreams were shattered today.

September 17th was a Saturday....

Why don’t they split the series into two races? Can still use the same venue, just different days.

Baby hands is a serious condition. There is one positive side effect though....

I didn’t see any olympians being referenced by their ex-significant other. So no, we didn’t watch the same olympics.

This is guy is the Dante Stallworth of the Nurburgring.

Why would he give his ex any commendation for his performance? We wouldn’t ask this question if he was a woman.... Plus we all know that relationship was a PR stunt.

Paging McMike, we got a hot one over here.