RIP Paul.

Is spanish’d the new kinja’d?

Monkey drivers? Fuck this video.

They sure do miss slave labour.

You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado Convertible, Hot Pink! With whale skin hub caps, an all leather cow interior, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
JEAH!
And I’m gonna drive around in that baby, at 115 miles per hour, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter…

I have windows 7, firefox and ABP, no flashblock. Maybe that’s causing a problem.

That’s weird, I use an ad-blocker and can star you.

This is where autonomous cars come into play. What if we had automatic busses for the elderly. Kind of like an old people only Uber, but automated. And, when they die we can drop them off at the soylent plant.

They just got done fighting a fire at a marijuana dispensary.

This has “hold my beer” written all over it.

She’s catshit crazy.

Imagine Dragons, Radioactive.

This list of cars is so bad it’ll make you want to punch yourself in the face.

I’ve known him since I discovered him in this commercial.

Apparently you’ve never heard of the masterpiece known as Entourage.

Go Fuck Yourself

Wow, not only did you miss the joke, you’re a dickhead. Dismissed.

Just give me some snarling American muscle and a quarter mile.

I’ll give them quickest sedan. They need to dial back the hyperboles a bit before I literally throw myself off a cliff.