This is how it begins, Caria law is upon us!

And with that he used up all his requests.

This post gave me epilepsy.

And by ‘we’ you mean not with me. I learned this the last time ‘we’ had a threesome. But, that could have something to do with me standing outside the window looking in. Which, is what ‘we’ will be doing at pebble beach.

Business in the front, fleshlight in the back.

More like Shat Pack, amirite?

This picture is the source of thousands of ‘your mom’ jokes.

Fuel of Satan got the joke.

That was literally the joke. Good job.

I would watch a woman dance sexy around a bed post for that car.

Just wait until he connects a fleshlight to one. It will replace Pokemon Go as the hottest new thing for lazy people.

Their oven burns supercar hot.

Ya’ll just hating, everyone knows that the Gallo 24 is superior to the Gallo 12.

Yeah, mine includes fake and gold-digging tramps....

Oh, that makes sense. Ivanka must have been cropped out of the photo.

Holy shit, the liberals really are trying to control us.

First one to say they want to go to the recording because they have an excellent rack probably are guaranteed a spot.

This screams midwest stripper to me. So, she probably works at a chili’s now. That or an Applebees.