Just wait until he connects a fleshlight to one. It will replace Pokemon Go as the hottest new thing for lazy people.

Their oven burns supercar hot.

Ya’ll just hating, everyone knows that the Gallo 24 is superior to the Gallo 12.

Yeah, mine includes fake and gold-digging tramps....

Oh, that makes sense. Ivanka must have been cropped out of the photo.

Holy shit, the liberals really are trying to control us.

First one to say they want to go to the recording because they have an excellent rack probably are guaranteed a spot.

This screams midwest stripper to me. So, she probably works at a chili’s now. That or an Applebees.

This has to be a joke. right?

Make Heaven Gate again.

He should have given you an Attitude Adjustment.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Knuckle Sandwich.

Obviously the Church has it wrong. If we want God to answer our prayers, we need to punch people in the face.

This guy has to be related to Torch. Only way this makes sense.

I see you have fuckboy covered though.

I think they freeze you out so you can sit there and drink and not die of heat. Or, they just know the average BMI of Texans....

I get it, I live in Houston and it’s hot outside. If you go workout outside in the heat, it makes the rest of the time bearable. I don’t have to set my AC at 72 to stay comfortable at home.

If only there was a way to move around at about 10 miles per hour without exerting any energy...

I approve of this movie.

Jeepers Creepers...