Whatever you do, please don’t suggest adding a wet bar to the glovebox or a fleshlight to the trunk. These are tired advancements that never work out for the benefit of mankind.

Now that’s a thirsty couple.

Gizmodo en Espanol. Muy Bien.

This is why you don’t let Jesus drive. He’s such a lush.

This is what happens when you put a ginger in charge, the show loses it’s soul.

Was anyone else disappointed that Australia didn’t roll up with an Ute and do a burnout?

“Barking noises”

Can you imagine being the punch line to your own death?

I guess now is as good of time as any to find out if $kay is a $quirter.

Step two: Hit it from the back. ;)

“Oh Shit”

I feel sorry for people that can’t accept love from others.

Yeah, but did you see Margot Robbie? She nailed that part.

This is a classic example of “ran when parked”.

True story

Have you served? Soldiers are a bunch of goofballs that just want to live until they can go to college.

You haven’t heard about the Angola prison rodeo? Well, they used to have a bunch of inmates at a table and the last one to leave got some time knocked off his sentence. Why would he leave? Oh yeah, the bull was coming to fuck things up. I see they’ve updated their practice a bit.

I can’t wait for the Air Force 1 version of Pimp My Ride.