I can’t wait for Michael Bay to make this into a movie. Explosions everywhere! Including the bathroom in the jail.

Only men would say size doesn’t matter. And something about boats.

How is that not in line with what I was saying. The Israeli’s were attacked because they were suspected as being part of a raid? So, the aggressors were the Palestinians. Whatever, I can see that you won’t come off your point, neither will I.

Stop, I can only get so hard.

Imagine that, you can look like a bigger douchebag than just driving a Chiron.

Okay... Do you also defend launching rockets at civilian targets? Sorry, but if you harbor terrorists, you are asking for it.

Did somebody say gated shifter?

That’s unacceptable. While we are on the subject, gangs should be treated as domestic terrorists and sent to a detention facility.

I don’t see it building a wall, so no.

Tuk yo couch!

When two soldiers in a civilian car enter your area, there is no reason to attack them. They fled the vehicle because it was firebombed. Had they not attacked them, no one would have been hurt. Let’s not act like the Israelis went in with tanks and prompted this response.

The soldiers were attacked on their way home. Had they been left alone, nobody would have been hurt.

Lanesplitter is turning into the new deadspin. All I ever get is shit over here. I know you’ve recc’d my comments before, I remember the name. Not every comment has to be genius. And, sometimes obvious jokes have to get made. So, fuck off again, and I will continue to dismiss you all day. What else am I going to do at…

Aggressors aren’t victims. You attack someone, you should expect retaliation.

Who has time to see if their posts get dismissed? Seriously, fuck off.

I would bang both. If I had to marry one, I’m going to choose the blonde.

Touchy subject there, Jim? It’s obvious that the size of this trike is due to the owner wanting something substantial between his legs, for a change. Sorry about your penis too.

Bienvenipples :D

I feel sorry for this guy. It must be hard to have a micropenis.

Just wait until you have to register to buy coat hangers.