You may not realize this, but zee Germans found that to be hilarious.

That is a good way to keep from drowning in pussy ;)

Why do you insist on waking up so early? Also, do you prefer a snorkel or scuba gear?

I am the tool roll.

I’m sure she’ll grow up to eventually love the D.

How about what the fuck, are you kidding me and the fuck did I just read? I would approve these being added.

The only thing you will find on craigslist is lots of bears.

Please, it’s not like he’s going to pay anywhere near that. It’s all for press and the actual amount will be reduced over and over again.

Mothertucker, unfortunately it’s a white collar crime so he will go to jail for a year and pay less than 10 percent of what’s owed. I think that all pay day lending needs to be abolished. At least limit the maximum interest rate to something not criminally high.

Tony Stewart really needs to take a break from driving.

I see we found the guy from Kansas. Go Wildcats!

Kimi Raikkonen was having a shit.

That’s why it’s a funny reaction. I couldn’t get bubbles looking confused gif to load.

What if it’s implantation spotting and not your period? There’s liability issues with that one. ;)

I don’t see anything mentioning bluetooth capabilities.... Not a man packaging.

Do you use a snorkel or a scuba to keep from drowning in pussy?

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

This is the Michael Bay of trash trucks.