Danger is my middle name. As well as my first and last.

Is an automatic that thinks it’s a manual the car version of transgender?

Sorry, Ash won COTD with a comment like that before. They don’t tend to do repeat jokes and the authors have long memories. :)

Yeah, I thought that too and decided that the obvious joke would be anti-semetic.

Sounds like the new Delorean will have the heart of Godzilla.

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

Just like your mom.

Somewhere Nico is sobbing uncontrollably.

What about the cost of the writer’s time? Or, did they travel for free? I would have made them put down the back seats and stay there.

It sounds like you had a nice vacation at work’s expense. Well played.

All this fighting over a few chiclets of work.... It hardly seems necessary.

You took a long time to write that. 10/10. Would read again.

It looks like that car is missing a child’s seat.

Anyone else is more that able to help. Me, I’ll be over here living. Alright.

It’s official, I’m never helping anyone ever again.

The rumble from down under. Obviously he stalled in on the first attempt to flee. Otherwise, this was staged. Play this and rewatch it again for more amusement.

I....how?

Good job, you just made a snuggie.

I saw Bananas and ‘informed consent’ and thought this was going in another direction.

You need to pull your comments up by their bootstraps.