You almost had me? You never had your car!

I imagine Aziz having a fake comedy stage in his backyard, just surrounded by a bunch of creepy dolls.

As a man, I feel like every man can look back at some point in their life and say that. Except for Jesus, that guy was inphallusable.

The titty is never silent.

Sounds like the doctor has been busy emailing.

Can we get a Ford GT? And who’s that I hear breathing heavy in the background?

Nauga Please.

Someone should tell PETA that Teslas run on unicorn tears.

Hooman, why you make a funny? If you want impartial news without xenophobia, you could also use Al Jazeera.

Don’t be an asshole.

Red Bull finally solved the overheating problems for the Renault engines!

I'm 32. Hardly a kid.

Extreme views on both sides are bullshit. I only trust one source to accurately report the news without any bias. I watch The Daily Show.

At least now I know the answer to the question, “why the long face?”

Thanks Obama.

I saw a Red Power Ranger at the LSU-Texas Tech game and he was stabbing everyone with his sword.

Pictured: Concept Model

Damnit, that’s going to get a million stars. FML