“Me too.”

This is going to be a long year.

The location where the Declaration of Independence was signed is now a Starbucks.

Do you also support stoning women that were raped? GTFO

It’s time for Loki to lock him self away.

So, maybe it’s time to stop executing people?

Hey doc, take a seat over there...

Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. I am fond of the breakfast sandwiches and chili. Perfect drunk food, and very colorful vomit later :D

Please, like anyone that has ever been in a Waffle House wasn’t already blacked out.

I would buy an F1 team. And, then lose all of my money. Sex, breakfast of champions. ;)

His PCP supplier is in prison.

Unfortunately, you can’t just pick 69 across the board.

Genesisters is my nomination.

Obviously they gave the car some molly.

Beer helmet truthers are the worst...

This is a rich man’s version of a beer helmet.

Does Chuck Norris blend?

These soldiers exist only because Chuck Norris allows them too.

I bought some of this last week and it made my lips worse. I only did one treatment and it totally dried them out. Do not recommend this. F—— Would not buy again. Burts Bees chapstick is the way to go.

I’ll subscribe, but you have to start doing some parody videos. I want to see Jalopnik Gangnam Style, Call Me Maybe and whatever that stupid clapping and singing video was.