You could’ve had a V8.

Was she also sponsored by Go Daddy?

I was joking. And the commenter below nailed it. :)

But, what about freedom of speech?

Send him to Guantanamo.

They have a blackface filter? I can’t wait to see all of the future frat parties.

Worldstar

I love my car gesture:

I am a rider. I was making a joke. Go back to munching on your bag of dicks.

You didn’t choose the Aston Martin. It chose you.

I have a motorcycle license. Do you?

You know what doctors call motorcycle riders in the rain?

I’m woken to the East, woken to the West, woken to the woman that I love the best. I be woken...

Volkswagen is a good pairing, it’s a closed market system with lots of known issues.

This article is like telling a drunk person they don’t need another drink.

That’s the Hitler of the Brony world.

I am now regretting ever being funny.