Talk about double blown diffusers. ;)

More importantly, will battery production be able to match electric car production? We might end up with a bunch of electric cars with no batteries.

Jokes on you, it will be a rebadged G-Wiz.

You need thumbs to be a real pro at selfies.

No hablo engles....

No. It’s more like Jarvis.

Jokes on you, my smart computer read it for me and told me I must form an opinion immediately.

What if you plan to accomplish this by not reading anything this year?

Not going to stop me. I’ll just wear the regulation one at the store and swap on deliveries. Where there’s a will there’s a swag.

As a current Pizza Hut driver, I am going to buy the shit out of this stuff!

This would be so much better if his last name was Hymens.

Can you hear it? Uber’s pants are bulging to the extreme right now.

Congratulations Hames Franco!

Orlove’d

Yo dawg, I heard you liked screens.

It’s all natural emissions. Doesn’t require any fossil fuels. Literally runs on food and water.

I would like to present the newest automated vehicle, the 2017 Chevrolet Colt.

Some people take truth or dare way too far.

Yo dawg, I heard you liked talking about me. Well, half of me. I don’t know where Vin is at.

If they made it run on failed dreams and weed smoke, it would truly be the perfect VW bus.