Yeah, don’t get rid of anything that you would need if you moved out again. Did you move into a place together or did you just move into her place? There is a difference.

I can think of a more dangerous thing to do on ice.

That’s called marriage.

“FUCK YO CAR”

We could call it dragon day and go at our cars like we were Wert.

You made a buyers guide for this? WHY DO YOU HATE US?

Counterpoint: Get a second job delivering pizza and let other people’s laziness pay for your food, gas, cigarettes and alcohol for the month. That’s win/win!

What will happen first, a car will get totalled or a driver will get pulled out of it and beaten to death?

How do you think I got my nickname?

This is the dream. But, there’s a missing glass of wine or champagne in the hand.

Are you rich? Because they pay for gas by the litre.

Balls don’t have seeds....

I didn’t think it was possible, but I shit my mind out of my asshole twice today.

I don’t know why everyone is worried about finding pandas. They don’t fuck, even when you want them too.

That’s one way to do a tilt-shift video.

Moe Money, Moe Problems.

Mind literally blown out of my asshole. Thanks Torch.