That only applies to English.

Today I died. I haz a sad.

Very efficient. I like it.

Solution to all your problems.

Counterpoint: Hold drinks in both hands. Do not further propogate business for “Big Handshake”.

You’re really adopting the Philly persona.

I think we just found the next car for Jay Leno.

Looks like someone is a Halo fan.

He’s bearly secured to that car.

I see this car and I imagine it sneaking up behind me at night and with a raspy voice whisper into my ear, “I’m batman.”

Where’s the hot takes calling him a pedophile?

Was Jon Jones on the last cover?

At some point it was a concept, right?

Bollocks

/obligatory

I would like to present our first Robot stripper. She’s just trying to pay her way through med school. ;)

If you don’t trust your partner, you better off to leave them. It’s a bullshit nightmare situation that won’t end well.

I don’t know about strangest, but definitely one of the shittiest. Dad left kids in car to go drink and make it rain at a strip club.

RIP Paul Walker