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Your mom says #2 will always be #1 in her heart.

I think you mean the F12DTF Ferrari. PMY is the only available color.

Takata will now be known as Tokillyou.

Ass, grass or cash, them’s the rules of the road.

This is perfect. 10/10 Would read again.

What’s the capital of Thailand?

It’s supposed to be a punishment, not something enjoyable.

Bro Diesel Trucks, all of them. If you roll coal, you’re getting a fist sandwich.

Ni hao opponauts!

Finally, a place to make a baby and catch an STD.

They should make a combination Macan and Panamera. They can call it a Macanamera.

Japan is helping us get closer to the future...

STATUS: Super stoked!

Pretty sure that’s futuristic standoff missile, bro.

Shenanigans!

I still think that’s way undervalued. How can Ferrari be worth only 10 billion and Facebook is worth 200 billion?

This makes sense. The Delorean was an awful car too.

Yo dog, I heard you like comments.

If you make it, they will fake it.