He should sell it on kickstarter.

"I took a crap and died."

Everyone deserves that one perfect moment in their life. It's the one you miss and reflect on when you are at your lowest. Unfortunately, moments like that are fleeting. It's like a sun behind the clouds. You will never feel that warmth on your skin again.

I thought they just disappeared.

It's obviously snow. The dress is blue and gold and the birthday is April 13th.

I didn't know it snowed in Indonesia. That photo looks like Tony Montana just got done working.

I wanted one so bad when I worked at a car dealership. They had one on the lot I lusted after.

I saw an Alero today.

“We’re onto the appeals”

You would think that a decked out Sprinter van would be better. That or an RV that she can call her war room.

Mariota could finally follow in the footsteps of a personal hero, Ryan Leaf.

It’s good to see Clarkson has taken up a new hobby.

Maybe she was getting high in there. We don’t know, but it makes you wonder....

Kinja'D

Some say that he's the Pastor of Disaster.

Maldonado is flirting with disaster. It's like a South Park episode waiting for Kenny to die.

The only thing Kimi forgot was a penicillin shot.