I’m surprised that drunk passenger didn’t make this list.

You make terrible life decisions and I don’t trust anything you say.

KCI is designed to keep you in Kansas. It’s too bad it didn’t work for Westboro.

Yes. That is an apt description.

You forgot KCI. Seriously has the worst layout for an airport. There is nothing inside the terminal. All of the options to purchase anything are outside of security. They may have changed it once they banned drinks, but before then you would have to go back through security just to get something to eat.

I can’t wait to go to the games now.

You want a creepy mascot, here’s the worst one I’ve seen lately. I saw him on a railing during the game yesterday and was hoping he would faceplant. Wipe that smug fucking smile off of your dumb face you creepy bastard.

No words can describe how much nope there is in this.

SMH

He set it before Kinja limited to a smaller number of characters.

They are just trying to remove the Kato element for regular(not professional racecar drivers) racecar drivers.

Grandma wanted to collect some easy points.

I never knew that Robert Kraft owned a NASCAR team.

They misspelled Nietzsche.

We always knew that Bubbles was an entrepreneur.

This guy really puts the cocktail in Molotov cocktail.

I see white and gray.

This photo would look so much cooler if he had a beard.

Tonight, Richard pitches a tent, James disappears into the woods and I enjoy a hot cocoa.