Rousey knows the best way for a proper snap back is a bit of vinegar.

"Where's the Corona?"

If BMWs were reliable, they would be perfect cars.

I haven't seen moves like that since Allen Iverson filed for bankruptcy.

Lorem ESPN, now available for everyone.

"get off of my icloud"

Now I know who to blame for that godawful TD Ameritrade advertisement.

I finally know now what to do "when in rome."

If he wanted a gift from Cincinnati, all he had to do was take a shit on some spaghetti.

John Harbaugh really knows how to win a sibling rivalry.

Now I know who was following me around at the club after the Super Bowl. #freedupri

Paying 600 dollars for oral sex should be a felony. That should cost 80 bucks, tops.

Who only drinks one glass of wine?

Who only drinks one glass of wine?

I've heard that Mad Dog 20/20 really opens up once it's been aerated.

I've heard that Mad Dog 20/20 really opens up once it's been aerated.

Softech Natural Light Smart LED Desk Lamp

Softech Natural Light Smart LED Desk Lamp

Go home car, you're drunk.

I think I've found the culprit.

Easy, BMW. Aircraft Engine manufacturers.

I'm guessing he wasn't cheating with another woman.

We do it because we can.