18. Getting hit by a car

Sounds more like a REMF to me. Fuck him.

Hell yeah, you know it.

No, we aren't that organized.

Get out of my head, Vin.

There's only one choice:

What do you expect? He is the King.

There's only one person to blame.

Some people are very critical about the proper presentation of nuts.

You've always been an ass man.

I bet the kids were really disappointed when they found out she wasn't a real princess either.

"I doubt anybody in your family is larger than one-quarter of a pickup truck."

Wait, when did you have a Ferrari? I don't remember reading anything about this car before.

This is why I love Mexico, because this is the place where the impossible becomes possible

This is what happens when an SUV finds a Hot Hatch a little too appealing.

I wish they would have put 1 Soul as the markup.

Messi has only one response.

Sorry, you are wrong. While it could have been an implosion, it is not the only method that something can be imploded. A force from outside caused the door to collapse inward. Anyways, I'm over with this.

Right out of Merriam Webster Dictionary: