I have the perfect song for this.

I'm surprised none of these guys has ever torn their ACL flopping around like this.

Hummer H2, nothing says I like to off-road less than this monstrosity.

I live my life one quarter throttle press at a time.

So you're saying there's a chance?

It doesn't seem far when you drive it. Especially when you stop at CBC in Columbus.

Noted.

That video triggered some serious COD flashbacks.

It isn't that far away, is what I was saying. Also, I have flown into Cincinnati and Columbus. And, flown into Cincy and drove to Columbus. Maybe I just drive too damn fast.

Basing in Columbus was a huge mistake. Especially since Cincinnati was a huge Delta hub and only an hour away. Hard to fight that kind of volume so close to your primary base. Now, can you do an article on PanAm? I would like to know why they failed.

It's obviously a Toyota.

I was more referring to last year, so yes?

*cough* Renault *cough*

This is pretty savvy marketing. Because anyone that has 2,000 friends on Facebook never leaves the house.

This is how I got pregnant.

The car didn't answer the call, the passenger did. This is why I cut off my passengers hands before they get in my car.

Killers In Cars Getting Coffee

I hope that 'aftter' was an intentional typo.

Kinja'd

Privacy laws could probably be cited.