Only an asshole would drive an S63 AMG.

I can't decide until I see it in person. Thanks for the reply Travis.

You D game is just like your tie game. Curled up next to your face lying there like a serpent ready to pounce.

You would think there would be more than 500 people that want the D. Also, I want to comment over there that they are all a bunch of babies. If you want it that bad, sell your car and buy a newer version. I'm sure the resale is still pretty high on these.

I went for the obvious joke. I could have gone with, these are the only people getting shafted by not getting the D. Just needs massaging.

They really want the D.

It's herpes.

Look up anus prolapse. I hope you haven't had lunch yet. XD

I wonder who his favorite WWE wrestler is? I weep for all generations after mine. They will never get to experience Goldberg as an adolescent. Such a shame.

There you go.

I found Pumpkin Spice Whoopie Pies at the gas station.

FYI, you can tour JSC any day of the week.

I kind of like fuel efficient vehicles. More dino juice for us to make into noise.

If you really want to scare jalops, you should put carve a minivan into your pumpkins.

You can only ream an asshole so many times until it gives up.

Really babe, I am downtown. HOLY SHIT A CRASH!!!

No. You have to lean in to a turn on a bike. You might know that if you ever left your basement.

You should be amazed by how stupid you are. I wouldn't expect you to be able to process that, though.

No. Take that shit somewhere else. He kept this girl from getting RUN OVER BY A CAR.