If you want to be Mark Webber, first you have to believe in yourself.

Don't worry Bubbles, there's no such thing as a shithawk

Goddamnit, this is my go to. Then again, I live in Houston, where it's hot as hell most of the year.

This would be my work commuter. I may just settle and buy a first-gen Honda Insight though. Actually, I think that's exactly what I will do.

No, just the combination of that sense of achievement, versus reality.

Can't forget the Octagon necklace.

That's not a polo. If he was wearing Sperry's, he doesn't have socks on. Guaranteed.

In my mind, you are wearing an Affliction shirt in this photo.

I want the cake pizza to be real. This would satisfy my Gen X longings.

You should over exert yourself when trying to get it up. It might just fall for good.

I thought the Ford Fusion was just trying to prettify a crappy Taurus. I drove an AWD version and found it comfortable, fast and fun. I am still tempted to get one as a DD.

I need to ask the hard hitting questions.

Does it baby?

[clears throat]

I found their inspiration:

Is this why police and fire departments don't get along?

It makes sense, since that's where everyone's dreams go to die.

I was just making a casual joke about how the majority of Opponauts only like 3 cars.

There's so many good vehicles now though. Hellcat, ZL1, Raptor, I can't even really narrow it down to just three kinds of cars.

So, if she cooks me Lemon Chicken, I should take that as a hint now? I need something less subtle.