And now I have an erection. Thanks Jalopnik.

WHEEEEEEEE

These guys need a new leader, I won a championship on IGP Manager, I would be willing to work. Prior payment of 12 Million required as a signing bonus.

She lives somewhere where it's acceptable for her to be a lesbian, but not to have a mixed race baby? I thought that homophobia and racism always came in pairs.

I would take that class just because it sounds so interesting.

Vagina Monologues: Missionary Impossible

Why are people scared of clowns? Having someone try to chop my head off(magician) was a far more traumatic experience for me.

Cooking With Semen, The Jizzt Of It.

Twerking 101, If Miley Can Do It, So Can You.

How about the new Kawasaki Ninja H2R, I know it will be excluded because two wheels bad, but it's the clearcut winner for a production vehicle meant for the ground.

I can spend hours thinking of fun class names, first up:

Still not a good enough reason to go to New Mexico.

Seems like this article is more of a blurb. What year was it produced? Who was the designer? Why was it more than the first streamlined Bavarian?

The average Bugatti customer also has a micropenis. #themoreyouknow

This reminds me of the time I bounced a football off of a flying Apache's window.

Why doesn't the female doll have three boobs?

This makes me regret switching to the Paleo diet immensely.

I expect that hair flip to be in slow mo.

Meanwhile, I'm going to go home, throw on some comfortable clothes and watch tv. Also, I will not be in pain.