Money. The maintenance upkeep on the F14s was a lot higher than the F4s. Also, the engine was not suited for the task of subsonic flight with intense angle of attack.

Everyone knows the F-14 Blue Angels were the best. Top Gun YA'LL!!!!

Could that be an issue of initial build quality? I would worry less worried about a new BMW than say a Hyundai. Or, that economy buyers feel the purchase much more than luxury buyers who don't care if there's anything wrong with their car. Since, they probably have more vehicles and could afford to be without one…

It would be like watching a live action freak show.

They forgot to equate this to women in combat. For shame Fox News, you could have had a great ISIS segue.

So, when is the Westboro Church getting their reality show?

A car is a huge purchase, misuse before the break in period could cause far more long term issues, possibly costing thousands down the road. And yeah, I want to be the first to dragon my car.

Damnit I forgot about the Mud Run and Spartan Race. I love meeting girls there. Always so fit and DTF. Nothing better than getting the mud off each other and using the last smidgeon of energy to get your rocks off.

You can clean responsibly, you don't have to douche in bleach....

These trucks look like they should have Monster branding. My eyes feel confused and deceived.

The one that Senna helped with. Honda NSX.

Out freaking standing, I'm happy to hear that. How long until the misses is home?

I see we found the film crew from the Blair Witch Project.

I didn't know you lived on the freeway.

I won a race against him in a movie theater once.

Do you also prefer to use a dirty toilet?

I know someone who can use an axe to chop a car in half.

You'll never own a car with 0 miles on the Odometer. Thanks whoever took my car out for a joyride.