Because the illuminati just flip a coin, that's why.

Yeah, but didn't he want something he could live on with his wife?

His takedown of Chris Hardwick remains one of my favorite running bits on any show, ever.

But I doubt he'd make great money - most of the earwolf guys seem to have other forms of income and this is kind of a brand-building side project for them, it seems. Obviously it'd be awesome though!

Hopefully he has a big enough budget to get rid of that garbage person AP Mike finally.*

Not really in my experience, considering it would usually take them 2 weeks to get a game to me, and they surprised me by sending me the wrong thing once. I tried GameFly for 2 months and hated how slow it moved, especially compared to Netflix which ships crazy fast where I am. If GameFly could ship as fast as Netflix…

They're a pretty cheap way to try out games when you're a broke 20-something/sick of getting burned by too many bad games.

I hold it up as the pinnacle horror movie for a bunch of reasons: practical creature design, character development, moral complexity, realistic human behavior, score (Ennio Morricone was a machine) - but most of all, the ending that summarizes the movie's purpose without repeating itself, and leaves you effectively…

I liked that fellow prisoner who is like "uhh, sure?" like Abraham asked him to help him load a box into his truck.

It looked like how I imagine Antonio Banderas' bedroom looks.

I don't know where you grew up, but you're talking straight loco, homie. Gus sounds straight from the hood, no diggity.

It's the ideal horror movie. Every element is in place, and it feels timeless in a lovely way.

Not at all, especially when movies crib from other movies constantly. What, are we just supposed to ignore it?

That scene really sucked, because if it had functioned as some sort of "bringing them back together" moment in the midst of all this chaos, it would have been fine. Instead, it was a gratuitous moment that moved the plot forward approximately none, and ended with one of my least favorite characters from teh show…

It's a meme-ification of TV and movie reviews, which I think hit peak snark with the Star Wars prequels. People don't often talk about how the plot structure is flawed, or how the films' internal logic is faulty. They more often jump on "LOL Jar Jar Binks sucks!!"

Or is just lacking drive for this project enough to say "Uhh, that fucking wig is a no." and fire their prop-master/stylist/whoever if they don't come up with something better. There are good wigs out there - you just don't notice them.

Exactly. I found the creature face to look just fine out of context, but within the context of an immensely powerful, ages old, viciously scary creature made of pure evil, it fell flat.

Bat Boy, you say?

Another reason I had trouble with them: they flew against all of my "shoot it in the head" instincts I had worked on for the rest of the game.

A "popple" sounds like something you get removed from your colon.