DAMN, Burneko...they got you there...

I’m from Cobb County, too. Growing up, we went to Fulton County Stadium all the time - the Braves were so bad that tickets were super cheap. It was one of the few relatively affordable things a family of 7 could do. I went to Turner Field a handful of times and then later my dad got season tickets with a friend and I…

“Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta”

“You’re reminded of MARTA’s oft-cited nickname (spoiler: it’s super racist).”

Get an instant read thermometer and then just look up a recipe. If you cook it to the right temperature, you wont kill anyone or serve them dry crumbly meat

Crickets?

Fixed.

If the haka was intimidating there wouldn’t be a British flag inside new Zealand’s.

If you could rob one store overnight with a zero percent chance of being caught, which store would you pick?

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him

Hot TAEK list: “Best Breakfast Countries/Places, Ranked.”

Are we sure these aren’t just fat dolphins?

Isaiah Thomas just tweeted this and I am so stoked about the return of TMac

While Morten Anderson was just inducted into the HoF and definitely isn’t our kicker, I do appreciate the visual that at 56 he could absolutely have drained that FG

Morton Anderson (sic)?

if it smells like wet dog, yes

Alternatively, run the ball three times up the middle, then a helicopter crashes onto the field and the game is forfeited.

You only had one damned job — kick the farkin’ field goal!!! I don’t care if you have to kick it over Stone-freakin’ Mountain, but kick the damned field goal!

Honestly now is the best time for this guy’s long-awaited comeback. With more and more regulations getting eradicated by the new administration in the White House, Tiger can finally get surgery to replace most of his bones with golf clubs. In a lot of ways, burdensome bone regulations are the thing that has been…