Yeah how dare the sports reporter ask about the events of the match she just played.

Star Wars.

How far could you fake a punt and run with a football?

I’m gonna be in DC for Thanksgiving...beers?????

Worst professional sports town? I will humbly submit my hometown of Atlanta (my parents still live in Cobb County) on grounds of apathy and this whole Braves boondoggle.

Is Hilary Clinton in that pic as well?

Roy Williams is an awful, awful coach.

How far?

Tom then reached his fingers into his mouth, pulling his tongue slowly out. Slowly, slowly, not stopping. He kept pulling his seemingly-endless tongue out, staring at the reporters the whole time. After he stretched it to about two feet, the last reporter left the room, clearly shaken.

That’s crazy. Our coach gave us signed pictures of himself at the end of the season too. He’s former HVAC’er Joe Gargiulo. Not the best coach ever, though - his subsequent jail time because of those pictures notwithstanding...