I miss the Cardinals posts after losses. Deadspin had a good thing going there.

They lost to the Iowa Cubs, essentially.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I generally don’t give people shit for something like speech issues, but for fucks sake how can you be paid to speak when you can’t fucking speak?!

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

It’s almost as if it’s not really about the anthem or the flag for these boo-ers ... Hmmmm, what could be the unifying factor that makes those protesting so disgusting to a certain kind of fan?

The thing that’s killing me is the new mantra of calling NFL protest participants “ungrateful” whiners who should just shut…

Let’s take politics out of this.

It’s almost as if the whole exercise of standing for a national anthem... is stupid

Football in LA during a hot late summer afternoon is more popular than a Trump rally.

i paid hundreds of dollars for this stuff that gave me some small amount of pleasure. now i’m burning it. a loved one will pay to replace it for me at christmas when my team is doing well. take that, nfl! i sure showed you! (also, i watch the games, anyway.)

He clearly doesn’t know the words.

Hey, remember when the president wasn’t a racist three-year-old? That was nice.

His mouth looks like an asshole. A slackened, abscessed asshole. I wonder if his asshole looks like a mouth?

Uuuuuuuuugh. It’s instrumental this time, you Playskool-loving dipshit! Stop fidgeting and rocking side to side and mouthing the words like a bored child at a school assembly!

This needs more fucking stars. Best horse pun of 2017 IMO.

It backed away from her, like it knew a hit was coming meaning this is normal for this horse.

The horse handled it with equinimity, one would say.

And because we live in an unjust, indifferent existence, the horse sat there and took it like a fucking chump, instead of trying to give it right back to her.

Interesting sidenote about Marilyn: She did, in fact, have an existence and activities outside of her vagina! You know, in so much as any woman can.

History: JFK fucked around with countless women, including Marilyn Monroe.