Dude. No one is really even making fun of this kid. Reeeeeeeeelax.

“HELD DOWN IN ART CLASS, CLASSMATE SHOVED SEQUINS DOWN THROAT” Jail?

So much Existenz

I mean, are you really shocked? Or is it more like, saddened?

*are “a lot of really, really stupid people.”

Winner, but too far down the thread.

“but even in an alternate universe where they led to an inning-ending double play and the Dodgers escaped with their lead intact” There was no lead to keep intact. The score was 3-3.

Really? If it’s fake, it’s just bad comedy. Not against the law to not be funny.

Headline Kaepernick is misspelled.

Oh Jostens. Gimme back my 2hundo from 20 years ago.

Uh. Where’s El Paso? Over 100k more people than Albuquerque.

No.

Amen.

I will say, many a lambic tastes much better when presented in bottle fermented form.

Kinda actually a meaningful starting lineup no?

http://www.westlanddistillery.com/whiskey/single… This one. Delicious, chocolate noted goodness.

I'm 90% sure if you give this much shits, you should maybe not be on the spins.

Mark "Rob the Deer, Ron the Kittle" Reynolds.