Shit, even I don’t want a picture of my own dick. Ew.

She gave me her heart and I sent her a dick.

Yup. If you know it wouldn’t be a positive response to just pull your dick out at random, invasive times to harass women with while there in person, how does doing that by proxy with a photograph suddenly make it acceptable?

I swear, men are so stupid. Zero people want pictures of our dicks.

Looks like a very cool movie. I wonder if they’ll ever do one based on the Stephen King story.

I honestly can’t fathom how anyone would put a shit-brown diamond on their finger...

“Artisanal miner,” eh? Who ever said Africa doesn’t have hipsters? 

“You’ll love our new Chocolate Diamonds®”

America walked out of Fantastic 4 half-way through as well.