Jezebel would be ecstatic if Elder were to win. Just like they would have been ecstatic if Trump had won in 2020. Think of all the responsibility-free bitching they would have been able to do! After all it’s not their fault all these guys are in office.

The site wants Republicans in office. That should be incredibly obvious by now.

This should be your daily reminder that Jezebel wants Republicans in office. Have we all forgotten the 2020 election?

Yeah I mean that is definitely the conclusion to draw. Every bully knows who they can’t get away with bullying.

They’re aware that they’re talking about a pasty 74-year-old obese white guy, right?

Just one question: what do you think the Republican response would be if Biden had tested positive right after the debate with Trump? How fucking fast would the conspiracy theory machine spin up that Biden knew he was positive all along, and was trying to infect Trump? How fucking nuclear would Trump have gone in that…

Can Jezebel tell us again about how it’s never heard of Dancing With the Stars, and has no idea who the actually-famous judges on there are anyway?

Again, for the millionth time, they don’t actually care about babies, they don’t really think fetuses are children, they don’t give a rip about any of that. What they care about is women having sex, and stopping that.

Trying to decide if I think Jezebel’s bizarre hate-obsession with the Stefani/Shelton relationship is more pathetic or sad.

Or to put it another way, they care about trafficked children about as much as they cared about Ebola, or the migrant caravan, or Hillary’s email server; i.e., not at all, other than made up politically-driven nonsense they can obsess over to avoid thinking about their own failings.

Why is this guy’s top popped?

It would be really nice if outlets did not try to “both sides” this one.

I’m coming around to the idea that Melania is the smartest of all of them. Unlike the rest she seems fully aware and fully accepting of the fact that this is entirely a grift, that none of them like each other, and that the best thing she can do is get hers and then peace out. To an island and a pool boy, most likely.

I think that’s all a big part of it. There’s a lot going on here. A) at the moment it looks like Trump is going down, and you want to be clear of that freefall. B) there’s the freaking humongous issue with her kids. C) there’s the explosion in the media over what’s going on with her kids. D) there’s the issue with her…

Whole lotta heavy white people in that picture.

The entire Trump family is on the payroll of the campaign, and Trump properties famously bill the Trump campaign for Trump events, so the answer to this is YES.

I’ve been as critical of the writers and some of the more toxic posters here as anybody, but I thought this was a pretty measured/fair writeup.

Here’s a “Well, actually ...” we can all love: elsewhere it’s being said that Bannon stole the money to pay off hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt. One wonders who/how someone like Bannon could come to owe that kind of money - perhaps it’s for baseball tickets, just like Kavanaugh’s hundreds of thousands of…

The real reason is the first (money). For all their talk of freedom and principles (those who do talk about freedom and principles, in my experience about one in three “Libertarians” can actually tell you what a Libertarian is), Libertarians would be lining up to light the Bill of Rights on fire if they were promised…

A suggestion: never, ever respond to comments on one of your articles. Nothing good comes of it. Not *you* specifically - any/every writer.