Those poor girls. Imagine having a father like that.

The Razzies has always had Big Virgin “I collect way too many Funko Pop toys” Energy.

That’s your take-away? That this is all about you?

Even if fathers did have rights over fetuses, are you honestly arguing that those rights should include forcing someone else to endure pregnancy and childbirth? Really?

They don’t have the right to treat their spouses like livestock, spanky.

This is fucking scary and infuriating. I really want to know how the contents of the group chat were acquired by the ex-husband. A husband/partner of one of the women friends? But where will that million dollars they’re asking for come from? This is probably all just to scare the shit out of women (and for the ex to…

Imagine being proud that your idiot son isn’t smart enough to use birth control.  

The Razzies are so weird in that their whole existence is to like, snarkily pile on bad movies, but they’re also just weirdly humorless and uptight. Like, they really seem to take the whole “having a whole awards show dedicated to shitty movies” thing super seriously. 

And so the line continues, like dog shit dragged behind a renegade Roomba.

The Razzies as a funny in-joke between friends is one thing, but to turn it into a big official thing ruins the point of them.

Imagine flexing about your higher teenage pregnancy rates.

The “punching down” thing is definitely a real problem.

The people that run these awards are talentless dicks so they prey on those who are simply trying to make a film that people might enjoy.  I don’t like awards shows, but I hate the Razzies more. 

May I suggest the Razzies get it wrong by existing?

Oh man. I run into idiots to this day who try to tell me that Cher couldn’t possibly have deserved an acting Oscar...without ever seeing Moonstruck, which is an astoundingly good film. She earned every bit of that Oscar, playing the most un-Cher character imaginable, and she might have deserved to win for Mask as…

“brother had called her and he wanted to come on the show to let her know how parents can watch out for predators,”

Is this what you write online in lieu of “kill yourself?”

It seems to me the better thing to wish for, if one actually cares about the nation, is for the Democrats to gain a few seats so that Manchin and Sinema would become equally irrelevant, and yet then the country wouldn’t burn in the process.

“spice quorum” is amazing. Thank you for brightening my day!

I saw an early screening of this and walked away with a completely different view of the movie. And now I feel like I need to defend it lol.